








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 881 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 481 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5140 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,170 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2191 | 13% |
| Smokes | 4093 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7445 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 3441 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $769,901 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1815 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pu$$YD3stroYER | 62% | 52 |
| #2 | Icetearz | 56% | 116 |
| #3 | kivimägi | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | treblA | 55% | 185 |
| #5 | Leeemet | 50% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jullulele | 20 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Icetearz | 18 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | treblA | 15 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | duRÄÄG | 11 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | Pu$$YD3stroYER | 7 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | treblA | 653 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | Icetearz | 480 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #3 | Jullulele | 338 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #4 | Pu$$YD3stroYER | 197 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | duRÄÄG | 117 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pu$$YD3stroYER | +4.04 | 75 | 73 |
| #2 | treblA | +2.80 | 80 | 70 |
| #3 | Jullulele | +1.20 | 60 | 55 |
| #4 | Icetearz | +0.50 | 69 | 64 |
| #5 | ints | -0.58 | 45 | 54 |





