








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 150 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3465 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,008 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1485 | 16% |
| Smokes | 300 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 5041 | 56% |
| Molotovs | 2182 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $107,116 of utility $14 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miguel | 57% | 89 |
| #2 | GaZe Mateusz | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | Ace | 40% | 296 |
| #4 | Kokichi | 35% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miguel | 57% | 89 |
| #2 | GaZe Mateusz | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | Ace | 40% | 296 |
| #4 | Kokichi | 35% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GaZe Mateusz | 21 | 0.0289 |
| #2 | Ace | 19 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Miguel | 17 | 0.0096 |
| #4 | Kokichi | 12 | 0.0127 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ace | 462 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #2 | Kokichi | 161 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | Miguel | 119 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | GaZe Mateusz | 5 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miguel | +6.49 | 90 | 54 |
| #2 | Kokichi | -1.28 | 79 | 45 |
| #3 | Ace | -1.54 | 69 | 39 |
| #4 | 2002 Vauxhall Corsa | -1.60 | 49 | 45 |
| #5 | GaZe Mateusz | -2.35 | 55 | 13 |





