








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
323 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,148 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 190 | 17% |
| Smokes | 195 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 366 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 397 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $120,470 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t.tv/linow_cs | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | エレミヤ | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | Slynax_Twitch | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | 7naerod | 56% | 36 |
| #5 | Zombo | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | エレミヤ | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | Slynax_Twitch | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | 7naerod | 56% | 36 |
| #5 | Zombo | 50% | 18 |
| #6 | Carrie Krueger | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slynax_Twitch | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | Carrie Krueger | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 7naerod | 176 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | Carrie Krueger | 156 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #3 | Slynax_Twitch | 150 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | t.tv/linow_cs | 84 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #5 | Zombo | 82 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t.tv/linow_cs | +3.92 | 94 | 67 |
| #2 | Zombo | +3.21 | 71 | 65 |
| #3 | Slynax_Twitch | +2.05 | 86 | 54 |
| #4 | 7naerod | +1.02 | 93 | 64 |
| #5 | エレミヤ | -2.09 | 76 | 32 |





