








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 521 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 523 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




112 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4980 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,406 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5614 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4085 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3757 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1950 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $625,857 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1236 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grunt | 48% | 456 |
| #2 | 🐦🐦🐦🐦 | 43% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grunt | 48% | 456 |
| #2 | 🐦🐦🐦🐦 | 43% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grunt | 105 | 0.0146 |
| #2 | 🐦🐦🐦🐦 | 27 | 0.0209 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | grunt | 351 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #2 | 🐦🐦🐦🐦 | 95 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🐦🐦🐦🐦 | +3.37 | 76 | 22 |
| #2 | (AbnormalBoiz) peak deagle pro | +1.39 | 56 | 47 |
| #3 | grunt | -0.21 | 69 | 32 |





