








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 565 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 454 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 163 matches | ||
| Wingman | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




137 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7362 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,981 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7567 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4886 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 8342 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 5186 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,873,080 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2242 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moritz | 53% | 176 |
| #2 | Bobb Tschigerillo | 46% | 256 |
| #3 | Keta Pan | 45% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moritz | 53% | 176 |
| #2 | Bobb Tschigerillo | 46% | 256 |
| #3 | Keta Pan | 45% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bobb Tschigerillo | 24 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Moritz | 20 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Keta Pan | 7 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bobb Tschigerillo | 882 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #2 | Moritz | 687 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #3 | Keta Pan | 229 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bobb Tschigerillo | +1.36 | 64 | 65 |
| #2 | Moritz | +1.33 | 59 | 71 |
| #3 | Keta Pan | +0.04 | 67 | 65 |
| #4 | ✪Hodenkobold | -0.21 | 64 | 62 |





