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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 366 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4475 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,398 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3999 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4721 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2744 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3934 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $819,765 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 490 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruutis | 55% | 122 |
| #2 | Omarr | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | FlowOnpc | 51% | 49 |
| #4 | hakai | 50% | 107 |
| #5 | space | 48% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | hakai | 50% | 107 |
| #5 | space | 48% | 129 |
| #6 | ✪ Gray Fox ✪ | 48% | 73 |
| #7 | SpK | 42% | 73 |
| #8 | ♛|Yagami | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hakai | 14 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | space | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Ruutis | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | SpK | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | ✪ Gray Fox ✪ | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hakai | 721 | 0.33 | 20 min |
| #2 | Ruutis | 395 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #3 | SpK | 270 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | space | 198 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | ✪ Gray Fox ✪ | 109 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛|Yagami | +2.09 | 84 | 72 |
| #2 | hakai | +1.84 | 76 | 73 |
| #3 | Omarr | +1.74 | 83 | 60 |
| #4 | speed | +1.16 | 90 | 58 |
| #5 | space | +1.09 | 79 | 57 |





