








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 101 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Faceit | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3109 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,206 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2507 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2697 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3113 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1889 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $834,609 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jason | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | Lil Luke | 58% | 213 |
| #3 | dizzy | 56% | 366 |
| #4 | munt | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jason | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | Lil Luke | 58% | 213 |
| #3 | dizzy | 56% | 366 |
| #4 | munt | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dizzy | 13 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Lil Luke | 8 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dizzy | 744 | 0.10 | 21 min |
| #2 | Lil Luke | 671 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #3 | munt | 58 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | Jason | 33 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dizzy | +2.90 | 85 | 77 |
| #2 | Hobo | +0.11 | 86 | 54 |
| #3 | Lil Luke | -1.02 | 85 | 62 |
| #4 | Jason | -1.39 | 59 | 66 |
| #5 | munt | -3.33 | 48 | 51 |





