








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 47 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3143 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,400 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1993 | 45% |
| Smokes | 624 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1006 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 777 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $293,276 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kr0n0s1 | 100% | 11 |
| #2 | bot shit | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | Rflaten | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | Robvor | 45% | 124 |
| #5 | blitz | 45% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robvor | 225 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | blitz | 175 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | kr0n0s1 | 108 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | retrograde | 103 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Rflaten | 69 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vapejara | +7.24 | 87 | 46 |
| #2 | kr0n0s1 | +1.78 | 75 | 55 |
| #3 | Rflaten | +0.21 | 61 | 55 |
| #4 | blitz | -0.46 | 42 | 49 |
| #5 | bot shit | -0.98 | 73 | 32 |





