








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 904 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 488 matches | ||
| Wingman | 135 matches | ||
| Faceit | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9391 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,307 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11190 | 33% |
| Smokes | 10105 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5772 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 7240 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,199,602 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3407 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vinin | 54% | 451 |
| #2 | Spotify Jo. Flip | 50% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vinin | 54% | 451 |
| #2 | Spotify Jo. Flip | 50% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vinin | 36 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Spotify Jo. Flip | 11 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vinin | 944 | 0.10 | 24 min |
| #2 | Spotify Jo. Flip | 59 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Detective Oinkman | +1.42 | 84 | 70 |
| #2 | vinin | +1.41 | 82 | 63 |
| #3 | Spotify Jo. Flip | -4.08 | 70 | 21 |





