








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
293 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 739 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 199 | 27% |
| Smokes | 177 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 208 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 155 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $219,128 of utility $310 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FAIR ballarinn | 53 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #2 | Goatið í Nang | 27 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | ♰ Lucifer ♰ | 26 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Spr4et | 19 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | Ingz | 14 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spr4et | +6.69 | 93 | 49 |
| #2 | FAIR Dagur Table Tennis | +2.28 | 59 | 44 |
| #3 | FAIR ballarinn | +0.98 | 57 | 47 |
| #4 | hUSKY í Nang | +0.95 | 78 | 72 |
| #5 | Goatið í Nang | +0.82 | 64 | 59 |





