








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 265 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 182 matches | ||
| Renown | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2629 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,463 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3639 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3748 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1864 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3212 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $228,887 of utility $45 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 245 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | complex | 70% | 40 |
| #2 | Incipiens | 69% | 16 |
| #3 | BRB | 58% | 26 |
| #4 | Kartal Milos | 57% | 105 |
| #5 | TonZy | 55% | 195 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Sean | 54% | 99 |
| #7 | Mazermike | 52% | 67 |
| #8 | Scopzy | 50% | 12 |
| #9 | Comrade | 49% | 81 |
| #10 | GooseNeckYourNan | 49% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TonZy | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | GooseNeckYourNan | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | BRB | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Scopzy | 2 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | Kartal Milos | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TonZy | 609 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #2 | Sean | 300 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | Kartal Milos | 292 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | complex | 149 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | GooseNeckYourNan | 133 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Incipiens | +2.38 | 62 | 50 |
| #2 | Mazermike | +1.39 | 75 | 53 |
| #3 | Kartal Milos | +0.91 | 77 | 60 |
| #4 | Sean | +0.81 | 71 | 59 |
| #5 | BRB | +0.44 | 79 | 60 |





