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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
251 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 760 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 337 | 44% |
| Smokes | 134 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 268 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 21 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $139,936 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴄʙPete | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | tomy | 34% | 29 |
| #3 | osi | 19% | 16 |
| #4 | kuumaliima13 | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴄʙPete | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | tomy | 34% | 29 |
| #3 | osi | 19% | 16 |
| #4 | kuumaliima13 | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomy | 4 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | ᴄʙPete | 3 | 0.0333 |
| #3 | kuumaliima13 | 3 | 0.0789 |
| #4 | osi | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomy | 85 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | osi | 19 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | ᴄʙPete | 2 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | kuumaliima13 | 1 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴄʙPete | +3.95 | 73 | 69 |
| #2 | kuumaliima13 | +3.57 | 47 | 58 |
| #3 | tomy | -0.20 | 46 | 73 |
| #4 | NIK | -2.51 | 52 | 46 |
| #5 | osi | -2.65 | 25 | 55 |





