








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 897 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 293 matches | ||
| Faceit | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4609 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,180 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6867 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4414 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5142 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4757 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,494,896 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ™хайро | 58% | 50 |
| #2 | DrissLeSioniste | 54% | 85 |
| #3 | Saiko | 54% | 251 |
| #4 | MouLs | 52% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ™хайро | 58% | 50 |
| #2 | DrissLeSioniste | 54% | 85 |
| #3 | Saiko | 54% | 251 |
| #4 | MouLs | 52% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saiko | 10 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | DrissLeSioniste | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | MouLs | 4 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MouLs | 419 | 0.30 | 11 min |
| #2 | DrissLeSioniste | 280 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | Saiko | 275 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | ™хайро | 125 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saiko | +1.36 | 72 | 48 |
| #2 | MouLs | +0.90 | 82 | 66 |
| #3 | ™хайро | +0.85 | 72 | 59 |
| #4 | DrissLeSioniste | +0.84 | 62 | 56 |
| #5 | GARY | +0.27 | 64 | 62 |





