








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 589 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3881 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,136 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2630 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2436 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2329 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 741 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,125,601 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 428 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrkGOD | 58% | 65 |
| #2 | rbk666 | 58% | 45 |
| #3 | rbk | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | Panzerkatze | 52% | 93 |
| #5 | SPARGATORUL DE BUCI | 51% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrkGOD | 58% | 65 |
| #2 | rbk666 | 58% | 45 |
| #3 | rbk | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | Panzerkatze | 52% | 93 |
| #5 | SPARGATORUL DE BUCI | 51% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rbk666 | 5 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | SPARGATORUL DE BUCI | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | rbk | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Panzerkatze | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrkGOD | 243 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | Panzerkatze | 175 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | SPARGATORUL DE BUCI | 98 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | rbk666 | 86 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | rbk | 37 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rbk666 | +5.55 | 63 | 47 |
| #2 | rbk | +3.57 | 57 | 55 |
| #3 | EduardG | +2.06 | 54 | 54 |
| #4 | DrkGOD | -1.32 | 37 | 66 |
| #5 | Panzerkatze | -1.58 | 19 | 38 |





