








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
101 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 316 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 136 | 43% |
| Smokes | 76 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 97 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 7 | 2% |
Our logs show you have wasted $50,563 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ned Flankers | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | S0L1D | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | ProBuckler_X | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | Mees | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ned Flankers | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | S0L1D | 64% | 14 |
| #3 | ProBuckler_X | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | Mees | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S0L1D | 6 | 0.0202 |
| #2 | Ned Flankers | 2 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | ProBuckler_X | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S0L1D | 74 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #2 | Ned Flankers | 31 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | ProBuckler_X | 29 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Mees | 1 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S0L1D | +5.98 | 94 | 60 |
| #2 | ProBuckler_X | +2.87 | 37 | 62 |
| #3 | Mees | -1.02 | 63 | 7 |
| #4 | arheo | -1.89 | 46 | 50 |
| #5 | Ned Flankers | -2.34 | 78 | 51 |





