








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 310 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 269 matches | ||
| Wingman | 249 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4758 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,058 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5422 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5548 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4472 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3616 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,092,544 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 178 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Stålmannen | 45% | 127 |
| #5 | Akibi | 44% | 98 |
| #6 | Audi A4 1.8T 2004 | 42% | 118 |
| #7 | TheoTheoTheo | 40% | 77 |
| #8 | kerstin spelar | 39% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akibi | 357 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | Stålmannen | 313 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | Audi A4 1.8T 2004 | 227 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | TheoTheoTheo | 181 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | kerstin spelar | 149 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stålmannen | +2.45 | 68 | 51 |
| #2 | ❄️NPC❄ | +0.57 | 52 | 50 |
| #3 | Tadi | +0.34 | 67 | 57 |
| #4 | TheoTheoTheo | -0.34 | 48 | 52 |
| #5 | Akibi | -0.86 | 51 | 50 |





