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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 14 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,225 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 557 | 25% |
| Smokes | 498 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 565 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 605 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $62,765 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sVikars | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | Bad Girls Love Maleek | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | GuMMI | 58% | 33 |
| #4 | omission neck | 57% | 7 |
| #5 | bäästi | 57% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | GuMMI | 58% | 33 |
| #4 | omission neck | 57% | 7 |
| #5 | bäästi | 57% | 35 |
| #6 | PadzZ. | 50% | 12 |
| #7 | P4da | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuMMI | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | omission neck | 1 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GuMMI | 124 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | bäästi | 60 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Bad Girls Love Maleek | 58 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #4 | sVikars | 56 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | PadzZ. | 17 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P4da | +1.73 | 75 | 60 |
| #2 | bäästi | +1.40 | 76 | 60 |
| #3 | sVikars | +0.97 | 79 | 72 |
| #4 | GuMMI | -0.15 | 62 | 70 |
| #5 | Bad Girls Love Maleek | -0.16 | 76 | 73 |





