








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 269 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1354 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,493 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1589 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1513 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1739 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1652 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $332,258 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOMBEIRO#0401 | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | Jintaaa | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | capitoL | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | FmTrZ | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | mcs | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | capitoL | 127 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #2 | dAS!* | 94 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | STRYKY NIGHT ON THE STREET | 75 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | FmTrZ | 38 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | Monteiro | 27 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOMBEIRO#0401 | +2.96 | 78 | 58 |
| #2 | mcs | +2.93 | 70 | 72 |
| #3 | Monteiro | +2.04 | 76 | 58 |
| #4 | capitoL | +1.97 | 87 | 76 |
| #5 | vasco | +0.71 | 54 | 58 |





