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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2358 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1408 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 199 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10424 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 67,614 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 22612 | 33% |
| Smokes | 23025 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 10683 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 11294 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,205,846 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1004 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bk | 62% | 168 |
| #2 | Jeezy | 62% | 138 |
| #3 | Gummiiebear | 60% | 124 |
| #4 | mochi | 59% | 192 |
| #5 | Mtp™ | 54% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Jeezy | 62% | 138 |
| #3 | Gummiiebear | 60% | 124 |
| #4 | mochi | 59% | 192 |
| #5 | Mtp™ | 54% | 93 |
| #6 | Mr. Steal Yo Gun | 51% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeezy | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | mochi | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Bk | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Gummiiebear | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Mr. Steal Yo Gun | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mochi | 310 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #2 | Bk | 295 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | Jeezy | 229 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | Mtp™ | 175 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Gummiiebear | 126 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bk | +3.84 | 54 | 54 |
| #2 | Mr. Steal Yo Gun | +1.69 | 66 | 59 |
| #3 | Jeezy | +1.00 | 35 | 60 |
| #4 | Mtp™ | +0.55 | 44 | 66 |
| #5 | IBBEE | +0.06 | 37 | 66 |





