








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1643 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,664 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1435 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2071 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2608 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1550 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $427,740 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZoiTac | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | Romegon | 53% | 109 |
| #3 | RLZ | 53% | 47 |
| #4 | jeтѕκı | 48% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZoiTac | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | Romegon | 53% | 109 |
| #3 | RLZ | 53% | 47 |
| #4 | jeтѕκı | 48% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jeтѕκı | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | RLZ | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Romegon | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jeтѕκı | 252 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | Romegon | 238 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | RLZ | 86 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | ZoiTac | 86 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZoiTac | +2.74 | 78 | 64 |
| #2 | Dott | +1.28 | 71 | 64 |
| #3 | jeтѕκı | -0.04 | 60 | 71 |
| #4 | Romegon | -0.89 | 63 | 54 |
| #5 | RLZ | -2.71 | 64 | 63 |





