








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1212 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,179 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1399 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1254 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1382 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1144 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $522,020 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | söpö | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | bNe | 58% | 38 |
| #3 | Lentävä Saunavihta | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | Xuikki | 56% | 36 |
| #5 | irasee | 48% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | irasee | 68 | 0.0413 |
| #2 | HONG SENG YOUNG | 46 | 0.0272 |
| #3 | hilpeä | 26 | 0.0211 |
| #4 | Torsti | 25 | 0.0298 |
| #5 | bNe | 18 | 0.0248 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | irasee | 446 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| #2 | bNe | 177 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #3 | Torsti | 153 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | Xuikki | 131 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | HONG SENG YOUNG | 120 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lentävä Saunavihta | +6.40 | 83 | 59 |
| #2 | bNe | +6.32 | 96 | 62 |
| #3 | Torsti | +3.22 | 88 | 61 |
| #4 | söpö | +3.02 | 73 | 73 |
| #5 | nalleq-LiftingMouse | +2.65 | 84 | 60 |





