








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 187 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 132 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1928 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,976 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1230 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1497 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1163 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1086 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $941,267 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 168 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Senso | 59% | 123 |
| #2 | TheIGH | 57% | 89 |
| #3 | s1lentT | 56% | 103 |
| #4 | OGK | 56% | 57 |
| #5 | 0DD3R~69 | 55% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | s1lentT | 56% | 103 |
| #4 | OGK | 56% | 57 |
| #5 | 0DD3R~69 | 55% | 104 |
| #6 | S3bra | 44% | 18 |
| #7 | Mechan1c | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Senso | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | s1lentT | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | 0DD3R~69 | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | TheIGH | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | OGK | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheIGH | 503 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #2 | Senso | 447 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #3 | 0DD3R~69 | 263 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | OGK | 141 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | s1lentT | 122 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheIGH | +2.29 | 82 | 72 |
| #2 | Defend3R | +0.61 | 72 | 58 |
| #3 | OGK | +0.47 | 59 | 56 |
| #4 | Senso | -0.04 | 65 | 67 |
| #5 | 0DD3R~69 | -0.14 | 66 | 60 |





