








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 223 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 384 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3764 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,083 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4533 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3361 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4081 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3108 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,202,705 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ۞ Rabino ۞ | 54% | 41 |
| #2 | Kovadar_ | 49% | 377 |
| #3 | k0RzJE999 | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ۞ Rabino ۞ | 54% | 41 |
| #2 | Kovadar_ | 49% | 377 |
| #3 | k0RzJE999 | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kovadar_ | 3 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kovadar_ | 1269 | 0.15 | 28 min |
| #2 | k0RzJE999 | 68 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | ۞ Rabino ۞ | 44 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ۞ Rabino ۞ | +0.15 | 56 | 58 |
| #2 | Kovadar_ | +0.13 | 84 | 61 |
| #3 | Smuzi_ | -0.35 | 64 | 61 |
| #4 | k0RzJE999 | -2.98 | 45 | 47 |





