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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 480 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3135 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,510 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 82 | 2% |
| Smokes | 1002 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1449 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1977 | 44% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,848,889 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 231 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lyov | 52% | 73 |
| #2 | Gnarwhal42069 | 39% | 89 |
| #3 | mooocows | 38% | 471 |
| #4 | diL8id | 38% | 343 |
| #5 | OwO What's This? | 37% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | diL8id | 22 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | mooocows | 20 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Blizzard | 16 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | OwO What's This? | 16 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Lyov | 6 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OwO What's This? | +7.13 | 69 | 54 |
| #2 | Gnarwhal42069 | +2.47 | 44 | 42 |
| #3 | PogiTheBear | +2.24 | 31 | 46 |
| #4 | Lyov | +1.24 | 19 | 39 |
| #5 | mooocows | +0.51 | 38 | 47 |





