








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 277 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4360 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,783 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2376 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1508 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1330 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1569 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,643,757 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 427 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | matusko*_*<3 | 46% | 205 |
| #8 | domine | 45% | 76 |
| #9 | Butman | 45% | 65 |
| #10 | sajmonkojpg | 42% | 36 |
| #11 | (っ◔◡◔)っ ⓁⓊⒷⓄ | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GoobeR | 15 | 0.0166 |
| #2 | matusko*_*<3 | 13 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | louwerr♥ | 9 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Butman | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | fear | 6 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | matusko*_*<3 | 566 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | louwerr♥ | 274 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | fear | 253 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #4 | Butman | 196 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | GoobeR | 168 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GoobeR | +6.20 | 92 | 66 |
| #2 | SMKOxd | +4.92 | 90 | 69 |
| #3 | louwerr♥ | +1.85 | 66 | 62 |
| #4 | fear | +1.69 | 83 | 61 |
| #5 | (っ◔◡◔)っ ⓁⓊⒷⓄ | +0.76 | 89 | 46 |





