








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 49 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
327 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,274 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 429 | 34% |
| Smokes | 102 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 333 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 410 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $149,998 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | simonhein | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | Xyze | 48% | 44 |
| #3 | Dying bryan | 39% | 44 |
| #4 | Plast1c | 39% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | simonhein | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | Xyze | 48% | 44 |
| #3 | Dying bryan | 39% | 44 |
| #4 | Plast1c | 39% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xyze | 9 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | Plast1c | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Dying bryan | 5 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xyze | 130 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | Plast1c | 67 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Dying bryan | 64 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | simonhein | 19 | 0.24 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xyze | +5.92 | 91 | 56 |
| #2 | Plast1c | +0.29 | 74 | 42 |
| #3 | simonhein | -1.04 | 64 | 70 |
| #4 | Bosssebastian | -3.03 | 35 | 37 |
| #5 | Dying bryan | -4.70 | 53 | 33 |





