








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 986 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 344 matches | ||
| Premier | 312 matches | ||
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5647 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,214 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7339 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4929 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 7332 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6614 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,779,762 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2617 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | el smosh gaming | 50% | 634 |
| #2 | mutt | 49% | 541 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | el smosh gaming | 50% | 634 |
| #2 | mutt | 49% | 541 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | el smosh gaming | 41 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | mutt | 11 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | el smosh gaming | 806 | 0.07 | 22 min |
| #2 | mutt | 199 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mutt | +1.65 | 74 | 38 |
| #2 | el smosh gaming | +0.06 | 48 | 56 |
| -0.58 | 51 | 66 |





