








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 696 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 348 matches | ||
| Faceit | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5447 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,098 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4062 | 19% |
| Smokes | 6044 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4627 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6365 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,370,737 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2297 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BamBoozle | 73% | 44 |
| #2 | πΉπΈπΉπ πΎπΈβπΎ | 52% | 133 |
| #3 | jCKY | 51% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BamBoozle | 73% | 44 |
| #2 | πΉπΈπΉπ πΎπΈβπΎ | 52% | 133 |
| #3 | jCKY | 51% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πΉπΈπΉπ πΎπΈβπΎ | 12 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | jCKY | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | BamBoozle | 3 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | πΉπΈπΉπ πΎπΈβπΎ | 554 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #2 | jCKY | 348 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | BamBoozle | 98 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BamBoozle | +5.47 | 83 | 63 |
| #2 | Ormeyy | +0.60 | 77 | 56 |
| #3 | πΉπΈπΉπ πΎπΈβπΎ | -0.30 | 58 | 72 |
| #4 | jCKY | -1.08 | 47 | 63 |





