








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 638 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 333 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 76 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3852 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,727 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8909 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7065 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7097 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7656 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,067,856 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 680 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koksiukko | 58% | 31 |
| #2 | Kääpeli Vörmy | 54% | 69 |
| #3 | mulder | 53% | 30 |
| #4 | Joxxex | 52% | 46 |
| #5 | ;Burst1 | 49% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | JeppeJuhani | 48% | 46 |
| #8 | JorpA | 47% | 117 |
| #9 | KaliforniaMike | 46% | 63 |
| #10 | littlewangsta | 44% | 81 |
| #11 | Rusakko | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mulder | +1.95 | 53 | 61 |
| #2 | JorpA | +1.00 | 35 | 57 |
| #3 | Joxxex | +0.74 | 34 | 49 |
| #4 | Kääpeli Vörmy | +0.67 | 38 | 75 |
| #5 | Rusakko | +0.21 | 45 | 41 |





