








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 56 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
504 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,216 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 467 | 21% |
| Smokes | 577 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 448 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 724 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $169,587 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | №'®age™| N!tR'aL X'ReaL ⟬℉R ⟭ | 44% | 9 |
| #2 | №'®age™| WGDardium | 43% | 69 |
| #3 | Cl7ment | 43% | 7 |
| #4 | toxyplouf | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | №'®age™| N!tR'aL X'ReaL ⟬℉R ⟭ | 44% | 9 |
| #2 | №'®age™| WGDardium | 43% | 69 |
| #3 | Cl7ment | 43% | 7 |
| #4 | toxyplouf | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cl7ment | 6 | 0.0408 |
| #2 | №'®age™| WGDardium | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | toxyplouf | 3 | 0.0111 |
| #4 | №'®age™| N!tR'aL X'ReaL ⟬℉R ⟭ | 2 | 0.0108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cl7ment | 26 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | №'®age™| N!tR'aL X'ReaL ⟬℉R ⟭ | 18 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | toxyplouf | 16 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | №'®age™| WGDardium | 2 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cl7ment | +1.63 | 64 | 55 |
| #2 | krylex | -0.75 | 8 | 54 |
| #3 | №'®age™| WGDardium | -1.69 | 11 | 15 |
| #4 | toxyplouf | -2.84 | 3 | 33 |
| #5 | №'®age™| N!tR'aL X'ReaL ⟬℉R ⟭ | -3.17 | 34 | 49 |





