








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 490 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2979 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,605 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2415 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2305 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2822 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2063 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,163,334 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 660 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suicude peek | 39 | 0.0141 |
| #2 | Gustavo Badell | 16 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | 去你的 阿克塞爾 | 9 | 0.0223 |
| #4 | MOI FIGGE DIR AXEL | 7 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | Maggus Rühl | 6 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maggus Rühl | +2.48 | 71 | 54 |
| #2 | technoatze | +1.59 | 40 | 66 |
| #3 | 去你的 阿克塞爾 | +1.19 | 58 | 57 |
| #4 | LANfried | +0.31 | 54 | 49 |
| #5 | Gustavo Badell | -0.01 | 42 | 54 |





