








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 307 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3346 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,490 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1514 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2066 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2186 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1724 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,853,509 of utility $243 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1527 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brainey | 58% | 53 |
| #2 | ❤gymmen | 55% | 102 |
| #3 | ThorbzE | 51% | 164 |
| #4 | Andysome | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brainey | 58% | 53 |
| #2 | ❤gymmen | 55% | 102 |
| #3 | ThorbzE | 51% | 164 |
| #4 | Andysome | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤gymmen | 16 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | brainey | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | ThorbzE | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Andysome | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ThorbzE | 1000 | 0.29 | 33 min |
| #2 | ❤gymmen | 407 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #3 | brainey | 169 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #4 | Andysome | 8 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shade | +0.75 | 59 | 50 |
| #2 | brainey | +0.47 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | ❤gymmen | +0.46 | 65 | 57 |
| #4 | Andysome | +0.10 | 62 | 39 |
| #5 | ThorbzE | -1.81 | 38 | 70 |





