








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 798 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 463 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 184 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3256 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,212 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1384 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1956 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3173 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3699 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,487,421 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 427 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jossutin | 55% | 47 |
| #2 | KanKa | 52% | 67 |
| #3 | Leppänen | 48% | 319 |
| #4 | ✪☆SoturiMies☆✪ツ | 48% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jossutin | 55% | 47 |
| #2 | KanKa | 52% | 67 |
| #3 | Leppänen | 48% | 319 |
| #4 | ✪☆SoturiMies☆✪ツ | 48% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leppänen | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | KanKa | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | ✪☆SoturiMies☆✪ツ | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | jossutin | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leppänen | 688 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #2 | ✪☆SoturiMies☆✪ツ | 103 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | KanKa | 32 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | jossutin | 31 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KanKa | +2.54 | 64 | 32 |
| #2 | Leppänen | +0.38 | 49 | 56 |
| #3 | jossutin | -0.32 | 54 | 45 |
| #4 | svrvx | -0.54 | 49 | 43 |
| #5 | ✪☆SoturiMies☆✪ツ | -1.73 | 24 | 57 |





