








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1766 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 237 matches | ||
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 193 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7243 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,502 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7834 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8715 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7500 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6453 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,131,824 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4582 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lkznz-- | 65% | 68 |
| #2 | MooMooKooKoo | 62% | 224 |
| #3 | Kulshedra | 54% | 492 |
| #4 | ☆kurVe | 54% | 114 |
| #5 | ToasT™ | 53% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kulshedra | +2.54 | 67 | 64 |
| #2 | lkznz-- | +2.31 | 66 | 61 |
| #3 | ✪ xonark | +2.04 | 71 | 65 |
| #4 | muamey | +1.69 | 73 | 38 |
| #5 | ToasT™ | +1.68 | 78 | 46 |





