








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 29 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 231 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 122 matches | ||
| Wingman | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7759 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,469 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6033 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5320 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4737 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 4379 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,371,166 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peppa | 50% | 119 |
| #2 | Lemon | 50% | 248 |
| #3 | Sample # mental asylum | 32% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peppa | 50% | 119 |
| #2 | Lemon | 50% | 248 |
| #3 | Sample # mental asylum | 32% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lemon | 16 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Sample # mental asylum | 10 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | Peppa | 9 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peppa | 558 | 0.24 | 14 min |
| #2 | Lemon | 375 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | Sample # mental asylum | 98 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peppa | +4.19 | 86 | 75 |
| #2 | Lemon | +1.41 | 85 | 55 |
| #3 | MickeyHyper | +0.33 | 79 | 57 |
| #4 | Sample # mental asylum | -2.39 | 56 | 44 |





