








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 163 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3707 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,582 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1596 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1858 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1233 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 895 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $936,341 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | SnowBallツ | 48% | 31 |
| #10 | Kintrum | 44% | 36 |
| #11 | Daryl_Ar0n | 40% | 25 |
| #12 | Doomie | 40% | 63 |
| #13 | Silly Billy | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guts | 699 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #2 | Doomie | 165 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Dank | 93 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ben Shapiro | 88 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | matty | 70 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guts | +5.04 | 80 | 69 |
| #2 | Ben Shapiro | +4.18 | 88 | 32 |
| #3 | CoaX | +2.32 | 87 | 45 |
| #4 | Kintrum | +2.19 | 82 | 46 |
| #5 | SnowBallツ | +1.00 | 77 | 11 |





