








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 127 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
887 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,620 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 395 | 15% |
| Smokes | 488 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1098 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 639 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $481,128 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aesor | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | tdumps | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | Bo Duke | 54% | 72 |
| #4 | r0seN (Stay Gucci Ponyboy) | 50% | 18 |
| #5 | Dangles -qwop- | 50% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dangles -qwop- | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Antonio Brown | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Arrow | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | tdumps | 2 | 0.0111 |
| #5 | Bo Duke | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tdumps | +4.09 | 89 | 48 |
| #2 | Dangles -qwop- | +3.64 | 81 | 70 |
| #3 | aesor | +0.96 | 88 | 60 |
| #4 | Arrow | +0.70 | 45 | 56 |
| #5 | Antonio Brown | -0.74 | 59 | 60 |





