








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
387 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 721 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 273 | 38% |
| Smokes | 103 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 242 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 103 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $235,704 of utility $269 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bodyshot Machine | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | AnAvocado | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | Jkm | 61% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bodyshot Machine | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | AnAvocado | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | Jkm | 61% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jkm | 3 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | AnAvocado | 2 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jkm | 84 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | AnAvocado | 55 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | Bodyshot Machine | 11 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jkm | +5.11 | 91 | 62 |
| #2 | Bodyshot Machine | +1.04 | 63 | 57 |
| #3 | AnAvocado | +0.78 | 68 | 16 |
| #4 | Storm | -2.24 | 73 | 37 |





