








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 219 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2818 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,390 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1979 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2223 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2593 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2595 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $428,796 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nt dog | 65% | 55 |
| #2 | μ's | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | Laisalicious | 49% | 115 |
| #4 | amy♡✿ | 46% | 69 |
| #5 | inZ | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nt dog | 65% | 55 |
| #2 | μ's | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | Laisalicious | 49% | 115 |
| #4 | amy♡✿ | 46% | 69 |
| #5 | inZ | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nt dog | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Laisalicious | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | amy♡✿ | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | inZ | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | μ's | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Laisalicious | 301 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | amy♡✿ | 227 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | nt dog | 109 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | inZ | 59 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | μ's | 57 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuffY | +1.11 | 92 | 61 |
| #2 | nt dog | +0.95 | 86 | 49 |
| #3 | μ's | +0.60 | 83 | 67 |
| #4 | amy♡✿ | -0.62 | 71 | 71 |
| #5 | Laisalicious | -1.23 | 61 | 61 |





