








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 477 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3490 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,162 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1909 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1446 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1318 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1489 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,762,272 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 782 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lauttis | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | LenTäJa | 47% | 204 |
| #3 | rantarysssä | 45% | 363 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lauttis | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | LenTäJa | 47% | 204 |
| #3 | rantarysssä | 45% | 363 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rantarysssä | 41 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | LenTäJa | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Lauttis | 2 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rantarysssä | 527 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #2 | LenTäJa | 379 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #3 | Lauttis | 79 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lauttis | +3.38 | 66 | 63 |
| #2 | James Potkukelkka | +1.77 | 62 | 48 |
| #3 | LenTäJa | -0.07 | 78 | 55 |
| #4 | rantarysssä | -2.83 | 29 | 58 |





