








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1847 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 277 matches | ||
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8279 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,863 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19140 | 47% |
| Smokes | 9049 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6704 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 5970 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,385,084 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1930 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐎𝐒 | 69% | 48 |
| #2 | ABHIJEET | 57% | 168 |
| #3 | Noxie最高 | 57% | 92 |
| #4 | Orange | 53% | 62 |
| #5 | sirlewishamilton | 53% | 391 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KALKI | 34 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | sirlewishamilton | 27 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | RaidenEi | 26 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | ABHIJEET | 14 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | KAKASHI | 14 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ABHIJEET | +3.77 | 56 | 56 |
| #2 | 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐎𝐒 | +3.19 | 65 | 37 |
| #3 | 🄰🄲🄴 / 🄰🅇🅈 | +1.96 | 53 | 48 |
| #4 | BaLjeeT KhuRana #17% LOSS | +1.85 | 58 | 38 |
| #5 | Noxie最高 | +1.68 | 57 | 52 |





