








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 101 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
930 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,564 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 902 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1022 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 688 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 952 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $277,087 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ok | 242 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | roughtimes. | 156 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #3 | TURK MAN 32 | 90 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | DAVE PÅ TREN | 80 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Iv3rZen | 58 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roughtimes. | +2.53 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | DAVE PÅ TREN | +1.34 | 72 | 72 |
| #3 | Iv3rZen | +1.14 | 86 | 71 |
| #4 | dehpzzzz | +0.71 | 72 | 72 |
| #5 | StandOnBidness | +0.69 | 66 | 76 |





