








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1275 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Wingman | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 111 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7394 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,291 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9175 | 38% |
| Smokes | 6491 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4159 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4466 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,286,725 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 908 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Abgeharzte Fettsau | 57% | 70 |
| #2 | ZonTon | 54% | 356 |
| #3 | mxhr | 54% | 109 |
| #4 | BokFok | 54% | 54 |
| #5 | Maggi5D ツ | 53% | 394 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arbeitszeitbetrug | +3.12 | 75 | 58 |
| #2 | BokFok | +2.34 | 84 | 45 |
| #3 | ZonTon | +1.12 | 52 | 66 |
| #4 | Maggi5D ツ | +0.72 | 29 | 53 |
| #5 | mxhr | +0.71 | 76 | 55 |





