








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 275 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 284 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5487 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,042 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5833 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5231 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3344 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4634 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,658,154 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 272 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K̶̕͝Ȯ̶̿D̴̗̎O̷͛̓ | +7.22 | 84 | 72 |
| #2 | BigSpenda | +6.38 | 85 | 68 |
| #3 | fatkidlovecake | +2.66 | 62 | 79 |
| #4 | plavo | -0.23 | 53 | 52 |
| #5 | @NOVIcsgo | -0.38 | 57 | 41 |





