








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 73 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 219 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3229 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,497 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1042 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1171 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2655 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 1629 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,367,106 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 83% | 24 |
| #2 | BIGJ0E | 73% | 55 |
| #3 | T.w² | RaizyOG | 69% | 80 |
| #4 | Thugger | 59% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 83% | 24 |
| #2 | BIGJ0E | 73% | 55 |
| #3 | T.w² | RaizyOG | 69% | 80 |
| #4 | Thugger | 59% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thugger | 7 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | T.w² | RaizyOG | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | BIGJ0E | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIGJ0E | 239 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #2 | T.w² | RaizyOG | 177 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Thugger | 110 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | 61 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIGJ0E | +5.12 | 87 | 70 |
| #2 | ♥️DryPeek♥️♛Logic♛ | +2.67 | 78 | 55 |
| #3 | T.w² | RaizyOG | +2.20 | 85 | 60 |
| #4 | LordTouchMe6969 | +0.57 | 81 | 47 |
| #5 | Thugger | -0.52 | 70 | 54 |





