








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 634 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 383 matches | ||
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3599 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,478 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4938 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5627 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4329 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3584 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,606,023 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 214 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ssid21 | 51% | 169 |
| #9 | SARGAS | 50% | 113 |
| #10 | TestoVictor | 48% | 128 |
| #11 | `nope | 48% | 124 |
| #12 | SaHim | 46% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | `nope | 466 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #2 | ssid21 | 193 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #3 | TestoVictor | 179 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ziekiey ツ | 123 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | RuToR | 111 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krzysztof Boruc | g4skins | +5.00 | 80 | 57 |
| #2 | `nope | +3.02 | 42 | 81 |
| #3 | Ziekiey ツ | +0.41 | 51 | 53 |
| #4 | ssid21 | +0.39 | 37 | 63 |
| #5 | SARGAS | +0.11 | 46 | 63 |





