








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1063 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,156 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1007 | 32% |
| Smokes | 858 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 575 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 716 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $208,662 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ColmDestroyer | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | lobb | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | ellie | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | Bagel Girl | 54% | 35 |
| #5 | Bottom Frag Hero | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bottom Frag Hero | 4 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | lobb | 2 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | Bagel Girl | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | ellie | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ellie | +5.09 | 97 | 35 |
| #2 | Bagel Girl | +4.98 | 93 | 45 |
| #3 | Bushlinebyrant | +1.34 | 52 | 59 |
| #4 | ColmDestroyer | +0.02 | 54 | 55 |
| #5 | Bottom Frag Hero | -2.15 | 41 | 54 |





