








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 255 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
700 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,302 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 628 | 27% |
| Smokes | 622 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 594 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 458 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $200,115 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TM © | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | 3.14159265358979 | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | j0esi | 61% | 28 |
| #4 | Flolof | 57% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TM © | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | 3.14159265358979 | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | j0esi | 61% | 28 |
| #4 | Flolof | 57% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j0esi | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | 3.14159265358979 | 1 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j0esi | 27 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #2 | TM © | 19 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #3 | Flolof | 15 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | 3.14159265358979 | 9 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j o_o b | +4.42 | 80 | 71 |
| #2 | 3.14159265358979 | +1.97 | 83 | 36 |
| #3 | TM © | +0.32 | 56 | 55 |
| #4 | Flolof | -0.79 | 60 | 52 |
| #5 | j0esi | -2.86 | 42 | 49 |





