








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 222 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1910 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,495 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2168 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2498 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1975 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1854 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $754,617 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Tipl3ss | 44% | 25 |
| #8 | Azure AD | 44% | 16 |
| #9 | Tornen420 | 43% | 93 |
| #10 | nexgen | 42% | 26 |
| #11 | asp808 | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aesopin | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Tornen420 | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | nexgen | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | FuntaniousRex | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Tipl3ss | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nexgen | +2.22 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | FuntaniousRex | +0.83 | 85 | 32 |
| #3 | Pride | +0.63 | 71 | 64 |
| #4 | Azure AD | +0.50 | 75 | 43 |
| #5 | asp808 | +0.05 | 50 | 60 |





