








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 382 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 228 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1797 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,499 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1642 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1627 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2502 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1728 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,103,652 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marley | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | 'fabi 🕊️ 𝟵𝟵𝟵 | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Cheeseburger | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | maarc | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Le Pharaoh ッ | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fna | +4.13 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | Думми | +2.79 | 89 | 66 |
| #3 | 'fabi 🕊️ 𝟵𝟵𝟵 | +1.82 | 75 | 60 |
| #4 | ✪ SPutZI <3 SaiYajiN | +1.09 | 78 | 56 |
| #5 | Le Pharaoh ッ | +0.60 | 66 | 59 |





